To me, Prostitutes are like Power Rangers:

-their make-up is red, blue, yellow, green, pink
-they get really dangerous when they stick together
-the cost of their "equipment" seems really low for them to keep using it
-if the going gets tough they just keep moaning
-seem to have no other life
-tend to drag the intros, before performing a really quick blow
-one blow of them and you can be sure yr dead meat
-target always screams NO!!! when they're sword/claw gets chopped off
-true identities are usually kept secret from the public
-always having to enter a red-zone before unleashing their prowess
-their work seems never-ending
-seem to be great friends with no other friends
-come from china (just to let you know most power ranger toys are made in china)
-targets look really old/ fossilic